A good but extremely strange friend of mine (who shall remain nameless, lest his wife read this) sent this to me via text message last night. Remarkably enough, I believe he was sober. Anyway, without further ado, our mysterious guest writer will educate you as to why redheaded females are generally slutty (in an awesome way).
(after a long series of texts discussing various scars from overly-enthusisastic sex, which inevitably led to the discussion of redheads):
"Gingers are sluts because they are going extinct, and no woman in her right mind would fuck a ginger guy (and if they did they would promptly abort it). So it's up to the ginger sluts to try and keep the race going... also, they feed on souls, and each load is about 20,000 potential souls - equaling roughly five actual souls.
They're like sexual vampires basically...
...and knowing is half the battle."
And that's all I have to say about that.
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