This is the last night I'll spend in the trashy, post-nuclear apocalyptic shit hole that I not-so-affectionately refer to as Fayettenam.
This is probably a good thing for the world at large, because I swear to god if I get cut off by one more asshole in a Chrysler 300 with 13245" chrome rims on it because the sonofabitch can't be bothered to check his mirrors, I'm going to lose my already-tenuous grasp on human decency and societal law.
Fuck this place, and fuck pretty much everyone in it. If I were president, I'd quarantine this city and use it to test only the most heinous and painful chemical/biological/thermonuclear weapons.
I shall leave this city with both middle fingers in the air, foot to the floor, and never look back.
Goodbye, and go fuck yourself, Fayettenam.
Not cool. We're still fucking stuck here and I'm one Jesus fish, Jamberry consultant, patriotic Army wife shy of a nervous breakdown.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing holding me back is the knowledge that should I lose my proverbial shit, they'll bring me to Cape Fear Valley hospital. The only place in America where OBGYNs perform c-sections on non-pregnant women without losing their license.