I Have Issues

I think I'm getting full-blown addicted to fly fishing again, except more so than I used to be. This is dangerous territory.

I've already reconned and planned out a likely trip for this three-day weekend; back up to SMNP but on the North Carolina side. The weather forecast is decent, the water looks great (and there's a damn lot of it), I've found a suitable fly shop nearby, and I'm buying my NC annual license today after work. The roads are all accessible by Corvette, so no worries there. My gear is ready to throw in the car and just go. In addition, if I go I have a free place to stay and access to the local female populace. There is no end to the perfection of my plan...

Apparently the [name withheld for fishing OPSEC] Creek where I'll be starting is one of the least fished stretches of water in the entire park, but has some of the biggest Browns and Rainbows in the region. Nice, open water for most of it - I'll be throwing lots of line, which always feels sexy as hell because I'm quite good at it. Regardless, there likely won't be anyone there to observe my awesome skills, but that's nothing to complain about. Quite the opposite. I despise having some gaper all up in my AO flailing a stick about like a retard with a paintbrush. Anyway.

I'm super excited about this trip, in case you missed that. This place does have some redeeming features after all!

Ah hell, back to work for me. All for now.

Edited to add: Went to [strip club] last night for military appreciation night. Got to see a possibly pregnant near-midget stripper (!) and a girl dance to a super-bass remix Brokencyde's Freaxxx, which is just so... fuck, words don't quite do it justice. Youtube that shit. Let's get fuckin' freaky now.