Woo Super Bowl. Almost As Cool As My New Phone.

I'm really hoping I'll get to see Tom Brady cry like a little bitch. Not tears of joy, either - I want to see those six year old, my-puppy-got-hit-by-an-18-wheeler tears. Cruel? Bitch I might be.

Been playing with my new phone a lot lately. It's pretty amazing. If you're in the market for a new smartphone, I'd definitely check out the Razr Maxx. Sure, it's kinda giant, but it's also incredibly fast, light, and tough. The battery life is insane in the membrane - just unbelievable (21 hours of talk time, or 15 hours of video. That shit cray). Full HD video for making amateur porn recording yourself doing idiotic things, and 4G service to speed said idiotic footage to the internet! You'll be making yourself look like an asshole in no time!

This, of course, invites the inevitable comparison to Apple's market-dominating iPhone. Razr Maxx > iPhone 4s, no contest.

I prefer Android's user friendliness and customizability (is that a word? google says no, but I'M THE GODDAMN CAPTAIN ON THIS SHIP, not google) rather than the iPhone/iPod's dumbed-down and seemingly forced functionality. Maybe it's just me though. What about Siri, you say? Who gives a fuck, ever heard of the internet and voice to text? If I wanted a female voice to go everywhere with me, bitch constantly and give me unwanted advice, I'd go buy a girlfriend.

I also got the extra-douchey windshield mount for it so I can land nav like a pro... or turn it sideways, activate said full HD video camera, and record me raping and pillaging whatever idiot thinks he can take me in his Mustang. Muwahahaha. This can only end well.

So uh, go Giants, etc